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WEEK # 5 CAPTION CONTEST RULES : 1. Look at the cartoon below and come up with a caption. 2. Post your captions as a reply. 3. Each member can submit up to five entries 4. The contest will run from Thursday to Thursday. 5. Members will vote on thier favorite caption as a reply The winner will be announced on the following Friday. 6. Prizes are as follows 1 st. Prize will receive the original signed cartoon drawing and a copy of my first cookbook Yankee Cooking with Southern Charm Runner up will just get a copy of my first cookbook 7. At the end of the month when all four contests are over the caption that got the most votes will receive a signed copy of my latest cookbook A Complete Illustrated Guide to Cooking with arthritis 8 . In the event of a tie, the winners will be ask to come up with one more caption and the members will vote on the best caption . Who ever has the most votes in a 24 hour time frame will be our winner ! No Profanity Please ! THE WINNER OF LAST WEEKS CONTEST WILL BE POSTED SOON . THE WINNER CAN NOT SUBMIT CAPTIONS FOR ONE MONTH . HOWEVER YOU ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING FOR THE MONTHLY PRIZE ! THE RUNNERS UP MAY STILL SUBMIT CAPTIONS . I WILL GIVE YOU A LITTLE HELP HERE THIS IS A CARTOON OF MYSELF MELINDA AND GRAMPATA , GOOD LUCK !
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-- Keep on cooking real memories are made in the kitchen - Melinda Winner
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Hey Chef T, Chef Ralph and Mrs. Chef this is all about you ! , LOL Have fun everyone ! | |
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-- Keep on cooking real memories are made in the kitchen - Melinda Winner
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LMAO , " All this work and all I got was this cup cake " | |
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-- Baker Man !
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"obliviously you can't bake chef " | |
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-- ALOHA !
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" Hey dummy the ordersaid 3000! theres not 3000 sugar granules " | |
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blood stone | |
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OH , HA HA HA ITS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH TA!!!!!!!!! I AM PEEING LAUGHING ITS ALL OF US !!!!!!!!!!!! Ralp said I had to look I would die it is how we really act lol
" What the He-- ! Happy dang Birthday to me"
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"T, I think the cookie rat likes cupcakes " " Ralph , do you know what happened to the other 2999 cupcakes ?" | |
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this is my new fav drawing love it ! | |
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-- Keep on cooking real memories are made in the kitchen - Melinda Winner
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" Dam, I can't believe thats all the recipe turned out "
" I told you , you should'nt have hired him, now what ?" | |
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There now...only 2,999 to go! | |
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Er ah, I wish, that we only had to eat em, not make em! | |
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Ok shorty, the next 2,999 are YOURS! | |
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"OK, GREAT JOB , why did we hire him again, tell me ? | |
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-- ALOHA !
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"the next time we trade for a bakery if the employees come with it its a no deal!" | |
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"He came with the bakery " | |
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-- May your life be filled with good friends and good food !
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I know I can not enter but just wanted to wish you all luck many hugs ! | |
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"earl yous keep messin up oders and we will be on main street forever!" | |
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-- GO STEELERS !
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he no good baker hmm | |
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"just because its called a cup cake does not mean you bake it in a cup ! | |
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c. = cup
T. = tablespoon
tsp. = teaspoon
lb. = pound
lg. = large
Pinch = app. 1/8 of teaspoon
Allemande: one of the four mother sauces. It is an egg-enriched velouté. A velouté is a white stock-based sauce.
Al dente: usually referring to pasta—slight crunch to the bite.
Au jus: the drippings released from meats as they are slow cooked.
Bake: to cook food in the oven, usually with little fat or liquid. Also refers to the cooking of baked goods.
Bard: the process of wrapping meat in a thin layer of fat to retain moisture.
Baste: to pour or spoon liquid over food while cooking.
Béarnaise sauce: an emulsified butter sauce made with egg yolks and clarified butter, seasoned with tarragon, shallots, and vinegar. Usually served with steak.
Béchamel sauce: This is also one of the four mother sauces. It is a white sauce made from a butter and flour roux. There are hundreds of sauces that start with this classic white sauce.
Beurre blanc sauce: a classic French sauce made from a wine and vinegar reduction finished off with butter.
Blanch: to immerse food into boiling water briefly to par cook. The food will then be finished using a second cooking method. This method is also used in the canning process of fruits and vegetables to remove the skins.
Braise: to simmer foods on the stovetop in a very small amount of some form of fat to brown.
Break: usually means a cream sauce has separated during the cooking process.
Butterfly: to cut food in half but not all the way through; when completed, it will resemble a butterfly with open wings and will lay flat on any surface.
Caramelize: to cook food over a fairly high heat until the foods’ natural sugars are fully released, and the food turns caramel in color.
Chiffonade: to roll leafy vegetables and cut into small strips.
Chutney: an Indian condiment made from fresh fruits, vegetables, and spices; usually spicy and sweet.
Confit: usually refers to duck or goose that has been slow cooked in large amounts of fat and stored in the fat until service.
Deglaze: to use liquid to remove the remits of the item cooked in a pan, such as meat, fish, poultry, and vegetables. Wine is usually the first choice for deglazing—some use stocks, broths, and water.
Egg wash: equal parts of water and beaten egg used to brush on baked goods for added color during baking and to seal pastry before baking.
Espagnole: one of the four mother sauces. It is a brown stock-based sauce used to make various other sauces. For example, to make this sauce you could start by using a beef stock and finish with seasonings and slurry.
Fillet: To remove the bones from fish, meat, or poultry.
Ganache: a creamy mixture of melted chocolate and heavy cream used over cakes and desserts.
Julienne: to cut vegetables or any food into small, even strips.
Leaven: the act of rising in baked goods. This usually happens when leavening agents are used such as baking soda, baking powder, potato starch, air, and whipped eggs.
Marinate: to soak foods in a seasoned liquid to enhance flavor.
Mince: The procedure used to chop food in tiny little pieces. This is usually performed with a chef’s knife.
Mirepoix: celery, carrots, and onions that are chopped and used as a soup base and to season other foods while cooking.
Mother sauce: There are four basic sauces that are referred to as mother sauces simply meaning they are the base sauce where many other sauces are created from them. Some believe there are five, the fifth being emulsified sauces such as mayonnaise and hollandaise sauce.
Pipe: This is when you are decorating cakes, cookies, and pastry using a pastry bag and a decorating tip. It is also when you are filling foods with a filling using a pastry bag.
Poach: to cook food in liquid.
Puree: to puree, grind, or mash solid foods to a smooth consistency.
Reduce: to boil liquid to concentrate its flavor and thickening.
Render: to cook down, melt the fat in meat.
Roux: flour and butter or any fat mixed to form a paste. Used to make a base for sauces or stews.
Sauté: to cook food quickly on the stovetop over high heat with little fat.
Sear: to brown quickly over high heat.
Simmer: to cook food over low heat for long periods of time.
Metric Conversion Chart
US Canadian Australian
1/4 tsp 1 mL 1 ml
1/2 tsp 2 mL 2 ml
1 tsp 5 mL 5 ml
1 Tbl 15 mL 20 ml
1/4 cup 50 mL 60 ml
1/3 cup 75 mL 80 ml
1/2 cup 125 mL 125 ml
2/3 cup 50 mL 170 ml
3/4 cup 175 mL 190 ml
1 cup 250 mL 250 ml
1 quart 1 liter 1 litre
Weight
1 ounce 30 grams 30 grams
2 " 55 " 60 "
3 " 85 " 90 "
4 " 115 " 125 "
8 " 225 " 225 "
16 " 455 " 500 " (1/2 kilogram)
Temperatures
Fahrenheit Celsius
32 degrees 0 degrees
212 " 100 "
250 " 120 "
275 " 140 "
300 " 150 "
325 " 160 "
350 " 180 "
375 " 190 "
400 " 200 "
425 " 220 "
450 " 230 "
475 " 240 "
500 " 260 "