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mobilegourmet
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Posts: 851

Another Fun Contest !

No Profanity Please 

:lol:

WEEK # 1 CAPTION CONTEST RULES :

1. Look at the cartoon below and come up with a caption.

2. Post your captions as a reply.

3. Each member can submit up to five entries

4. The contest will run from Thursday to Thursday.

5. Members will vote on thier favorite caption as a reply

The winner will be announced on the following Friday.

6. Prizes are as follows

1 st. Prize will  receive the

original signed cartoon drawing and a copy of my first cookbook Yankee Cooking with Southern Charm

Runner up will just get a copy of my first cookbook

7. At the end of the month when all four contests are over the caption that got the most votes will receive a signed copy of my latest cookbook A Complete Illustrated Guide to Cooking with arthritis

8 . In the event of a tie, the winners will be ask to come up with one more caption and the members will vote on the best caption . Who ever has the most votes in a 24 hour time frame will be our winner !

 

 

Pizzazar

 

9 . You may vote as many times as you like ,  but only one vote per caption. The judging will be on the best caption.

Good - Luck and have fun !

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Keep on cooking real memories are made in the kitchen - Melinda Winner

June 24, 2009 at 6:42 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Sally Loy
Member
Posts: 436

A. Hey buddy, can't you see I am woking on my pecks here

b.

June 24, 2009 at 7:00 PM Flag Quote & Reply

grampata
Member
Posts: 364

looks great,  ok guys and ladies.lets rock

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"The sore thumb is the one that sticks out."

June 24, 2009 at 7:05 PM Flag Quote & Reply

MissyRA
Member
Posts: 537

Beer for my pizza, smoke for my guests

 

i'm working hard here

 

 

June 24, 2009 at 7:12 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Zoey Linx
Member
Posts: 467

1. The lights are on but I 'm not home, ha ha

2. I am invisable with my shades on

3. he puts the dough on the counter

4. can I get a little service here

5 Geez,  I just wanted one slice ,  buddy

June 24, 2009 at 7:37 PM Flag Quote & Reply

gourmet2U
Member
Posts: 183

1 - I have a special ingredient

2 -  no beer no smokes no service

3 -  does he know there is no smoking in buildings.

4 -  Glad to see you are working out, but can i get my pizza today.

5 - It has a little ash, is that ok

June 24, 2009 at 8:34 PM Flag Quote & Reply

LANCE TROTTIER
Member
Posts: 15

"HEY, COOKIE!! I SEE YOU MAKIN' THAT BIG PIZZA... WHY'S MINE SO SMALL?"



"SIZE DOES MATTER!"



"I WENT TO THE PIZZ ZAR AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY PIZZA..."



"MYA MAMA... SHE TOLLA ME DAT DIS ISA DE ONLY WAYA TO MAKE A PIZZA PIA, NO?"



"THIS IS THE WAY WE ROLL A PIE, ROLL A PIE, ROLL A PIE... THIS IS THE WAY WE ROLL A PIE... SO EARLY IN THE EVENIN'!"

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LANCE TROTTIER

ALTEREGO IMAGEWORKS

http://www.AlterEgo-ImageWorks.com

June 24, 2009 at 10:16 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Akurt
Member
Posts: 392

I would like to cast a vote for .... LANCE ...

 

MYA MAMA... SHE TOLLA ME DAT DIS ISA DE ONLY WAYA TO

MAKE A PIZZA PIA, NO?"

I will try to come up with a line  , but I am not very good, so for now I am voting ,

June 25, 2009 at 7:31 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Akurt
Member
Posts: 392

 I see rolling, rolling but no pizza.

 

I think he has dough for brains

 

At least he found a use for his beer belly, mine is just a spare tire

June 25, 2009 at 7:36 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Alice
Member
Posts: 370

" TODAYS SPECIAL  SMOKED PIZZA "

" TODAYS SPECIAL BEER IN PIZZA  "

 

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May your life be filled with good friends and good food ! :D

June 25, 2009 at 8:10 AM Flag Quote & Reply

rickyracer
Member
Posts: 160

"How Was I to know, that Lava Pizza, had real ASH...in it?"

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June 25, 2009 at 8:32 AM Flag Quote & Reply

rickyracer
Member
Posts: 160

DUDE I'M ROLLN HERE, PERFECTION TAKES TIME!

June 25, 2009 at 8:33 AM Flag Quote & Reply

mobilegourmet
Site Owner
Posts: 851

I wish I could vote. I see one I like .

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Keep on cooking real memories are made in the kitchen - Melinda Winner

June 25, 2009 at 9:22 AM Flag Quote & Reply

rickyracer
Member
Posts: 160
Yeah buddy, take a numba, I'm rolln one out c'hear!
June 25, 2009 at 9:57 AM Flag Quote & Reply

MissyRA
Member
Posts: 537

Here is my vote , rickyracer

How Was I to know, that Lava Pizza, had real ASH...in it

Can we vote more than once ?

June 25, 2009 at 12:24 PM Flag Quote & Reply

going4it
Member
Posts: 227

1. Would you like a little pizza with your beer ?

 

2. mussles , sweat & beer , dat' whaz makn pizza allbout

 

3. The secret is on the crust

June 25, 2009 at 12:50 PM Flag Quote & Reply

rickyracer
Member
Posts: 160

Ahh, what cha got in that cigar pal, hashish? I ordered a whole pizza! 

June 25, 2009 at 7:00 PM Flag Quote & Reply

MissyRA
Member
Posts: 537

my second vote is for Lance

THIS IS THE WAY WE ROLL A PIE, ROLL A PIE, ROLL A PIE... THIS IS THE WAY WE ROLL A PIE... SO EARLY IN THE EVENIN'!"

June 25, 2009 at 8:22 PM Flag Quote & Reply

going4it
Member
Posts: 227

Count my 1 st vote for rickyracer

 

Yeah buddy, take a numba, I'm rolln one out c'hear!

June 25, 2009 at 9:36 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Alice
Member
Posts: 370

I am invisable with my shades on

1 vote for Zoey

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May your life be filled with good friends and good food ! :D

June 25, 2009 at 9:39 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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Cooking terms and abbreviations:

c. = cup

T. = tablespoon

tsp. = teaspoon

lb. = pound

lg. = large

Pinch = app. 1/8 of teaspoon

Allemande: one of the four mother sauces. It is an egg-enriched velouté. A velouté is a white stock-based sauce.

Al dente: usually referring to pasta—slight crunch to the bite.

Au jus: the drippings released from meats as they are slow cooked.

Bake: to cook food in the oven, usually with little fat or liquid. Also refers to the cooking of baked goods.

Bard: the process of wrapping meat in a thin layer of fat to retain moisture.

Baste: to pour or spoon liquid over food while cooking.

Béarnaise sauce: an emulsified butter sauce made with egg yolks and clarified butter, seasoned with tarragon, shallots, and vinegar. Usually served with steak.

Béchamel sauce: This is also one of the four mother sauces. It is a white sauce made from a butter and flour roux. There are hundreds of sauces that start with this classic white sauce.

Beurre blanc sauce: a classic French sauce made from a wine and vinegar reduction finished off with butter.

Blanch: to immerse food into boiling water briefly to par cook. The food will then be finished using a second cooking method. This method is also used in the canning process of fruits and vegetables to remove the skins.

Braise: to simmer foods on the stovetop in a very small amount of some form of fat to brown.

Break: usually means a cream sauce has separated during the cooking process.

Butterfly: to cut food in half but not all the way through; when completed, it will resemble a butterfly with open wings and will lay flat on any surface.

Caramelize: to cook food over a fairly high heat until the foods’ natural sugars are fully released, and the food turns caramel in color.

Chiffonade: to roll leafy vegetables and cut into small strips.

Chutney: an Indian condiment made from fresh fruits, vegetables, and spices; usually spicy and sweet.

Confit: usually refers to duck or goose that has been slow cooked in large amounts of fat and stored in the fat until service.

Deglaze: to use liquid to remove the remits of the item cooked in a pan, such as meat, fish, poultry, and vegetables. Wine is usually the first choice for deglazing—some use stocks, broths, and water.

Egg wash: equal parts of water and beaten egg used to brush on baked goods for added color during baking and to seal pastry before baking.

Espagnole: one of the four mother sauces. It is a brown stock-based sauce used to make various other sauces. For example, to make this sauce you could start by using a beef stock and finish with seasonings and slurry.

Fillet: To remove the bones from fish, meat, or poultry.

Ganache: a creamy mixture of melted chocolate and heavy cream used over cakes and desserts.

Julienne: to cut vegetables or any food into small, even strips.

Leaven: the act of rising in baked goods. This usually happens when leavening agents are used such as baking soda, baking powder, potato starch, air, and whipped eggs.

Marinate: to soak foods in a seasoned liquid to enhance flavor.

Mince: The procedure used to chop food in tiny little pieces. This is usually performed with a chef’s knife.

Mirepoix: celery, carrots, and onions that are chopped and used as a soup base and to season other foods while cooking.

Mother sauce: There are four basic sauces that are referred to as mother sauces simply meaning they are the base sauce where many other sauces are created from them. Some believe there are five, the fifth being emulsified sauces such as mayonnaise and hollandaise sauce.

Pipe: This is when you are decorating cakes, cookies, and pastry using a pastry bag and a decorating tip. It is also when you are filling foods with a filling using a pastry bag.

Poach: to cook food in liquid.

Puree: to puree, grind, or mash solid foods to a smooth consistency.

Reduce: to boil liquid to concentrate its flavor and thickening.

Render: to cook down, melt the fat in meat.

Roux: flour and butter or any fat mixed to form a paste. Used to make a base for sauces or stews.

Sauté: to cook food quickly on the stovetop over high heat with little fat.

Sear: to brown quickly over high heat.

Simmer: to cook food over low heat for long periods of time.

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